Adult Instant Messenger
I’m now in the third month of using the Booble Messenger and I have to say, I’m addicted. But not for the reasons originally intended for this delightful little adult chat client.
Yes, I had fantasies of adult chat with perverts in Sydney about the natural qualities of girls found on Abby Winters.
Aussie Perv: “G’day mate. Look at the way the sweat glistens on her natural ’shady thickets.’ ”
Me: “Nice! Yes! Those ’shady thickets’ are so . . . natural!”
Booble images tab is so nice, 
Nope. My addiction to this adult instant messenger stems from the fact that now when I log on in the morning, Booble Adult IM automatically loads and signs me on to AIM, thus preventing me from having to take that step on my own. (I could have done this with AIM prior to Booble Messenger, but for some reason, I didn’t.) I can’t tell you how many minutes I’ve gained from having AIM automatically load through Booble’s Adult Messanger every morning. I’m sooooo much more productive now as a result.
Additionally, the Booble Adult IM keeps a running history of every conversation I’ve ever had going back to the first. Whenever I get an instant message from my boss — boing!!! — all the sordid details of our past conversations are automatically included. (I’m sure other messenger services provide this — I can’t say.) But, this is great for settling disputes.
Boss #5: “Once again, Smithers, as I’ve always said about you, you didn’t put a cover sheet on your TPS report!”
Me: “Au contraire sir. To wit: (Cutting and pasting from a past IM session): ‘Boss #5: Smithers, I have to say, your TPS reports are always organized and delivered with a cover sheet.’ ”
What a dickhead. The biggest reason for my addiction to the Booble Adult Messenger, however, is the quick access it provides me to the porn images page in Booble. On the left-hand side of the Booble Messenger there’s a tab with a boob icon (natch!) that takes you directly to the new images of the day within the messenger application (without popping a new screen.) This is a no fuss, no muss discrete way to see what new honeys Booble hath brought. If I decide I need a little more space, I click on her face (oooh, ahhh), and I get a larger window in which to view said honeys in greater detail. How many other instant messengers out there allow you to view porn while arguing with your boss online?
The Booble images tab is so nice, it’s become a daily ritual. As a matter of fact, I can’t tell you how many minutes of valuable time I’ve lost due to this little feature. I’m soooo much less productive now as a result of this adult instant messenger!
