Paris Hilton and Trannies
I was thinking today about how to make this blog as compelling, as sexed-out and naughty and funny as possible. 
The Booble Adult Blog features race cars, metal bands, penis stress relievers and New York Times articles about a Goth Chick. Booble has been featured in the Washington Post and WallStreet Journal. Yet we hunger for more. Like Madonna and Paris Hilton, we constantly have to reinvent ourselves and seek more and more novel forms of sexual activity.
Maybe we could take a lesson in branding from Paris and copyright a phrase. I think that phrase should be “Boobs Rule!” or something, altough Paris’ use of “That’s Hot” is hard to top. Maybe that would generate a lot of buzz about our boobies.
At some point, Paris Hilton might find herself feeling a bit like I do today: searching for original, buzz-generating ideas that make people feel privy to a life of high-society porny glamour. I have the perfect idea for Paris in this situation. Paris should totally “reveal” to the world that she is actually a tranny. Think about it. In Paris’ sex video, the only time you see her pussy is in this weird black-and-white scene, and it really does not look like her at all. That’s because it’s not. When Rick is eating her “pussy” you don’t see what’s actually between those oiled loins. The underpants bathroom scene? Pure mangina. That’s why she’s so skinny: on top of small bones, she is not really female.
What if this really happened. What if, during the Ms. Universe Swim Suit Blooper, the girl had just pretended that it had not happened. Thanks to Flogthelog for that one.
