Greenpeace Against Dildos
For any who didn’t hear, or heard but couldn’t believe it, it’s true: Greenpeace has gone anti-dildo, and they’re not just against the ones shaped like dolphins.
The mildly militant environmental association is upset about “phthalate plasticerers,” a softener for the common plastic, PVC (polyvinyl chloride). This additive had previously been banned by the European Union in children’s toys; because of finding that extreme over-exposure to lab animals can be harmful. In humans it would have to be inserted in the anus and forgotten about to pose a serious health risk for the general adult population. So if you travel the Hershey Highway, remember to put the car back in the garage (take the dildo out of your ass and put it in the night-side stand) when you’re through.
Honestly, fresh-bagged spinach holds a greater threat to your health than a plugged-up bum. Still, there are plenty of sex-toy products available that do not contain PVC. Check out the Booble Store for many alternative options. Oh, and if you have not tried them, may we recmomend the glass varieties . . .
