Happy Halloweenie! Screws in the News
The New Sex-Zombie: Never too tired to do it
Scientists are bewildered by a newly discovered sleeping disorder, sexsomnia, in which individuals make advances toward, or engage in, sex while sleeping. Though this variant on sleepwalking may be a blessing for those married, some of those affected complain that their partners like their loving best while dreaming . . .
Curious Costumes
Too sexy now includes any showing of underwear, even if a body is fully clothed beneath the briefs, according to a New York principal. We at Booble wonder if it would be appropriate for teen-age gals to carry the Peek-a-Boo pole dancing toy, dressed as the toy’s described “sex-kitten,†as long as there are no undies . . .
Skull Fuckers
German troops stationed in Afghanistan brought back the ancient myth of socket-screwing by posing with a human skull next to a penis. There are no pictures of any penetration making it appear that the cranium cavity was being used as a means of measurement. Unless into necrophilia, we recommend avoiding anyone claiming to be “hung like three heads.â€
