Scews in the News: On the move
Gingrich is at it again, calling for less freedom of speech, for our own good, of course. We’re the retarded masses who couldn’t tell our own good from a transgender deer. Guess this Bambi wanted to be a Bucky, or is it the product of a mad Dr. Dolittle?
Speaking of mad, it seems that the Japanese got so crazy they needed new orifices to sexualize, and settled on plugging up nostrils. The French are taking a more conservative, or at least safer, approach to sex by requiring condoms be used in their pornography, which is also known as French cable TV. Then again, porn is everywhere, as can be witnessed in this Iraqi sex scene, filmed by American troops who mistook an insertion for an insurgent.
News from the stateside, continental USA includes that the majority of online pornography searches are done from Utah, home of our Mormon friends. Good news for everyone, around the world, is that a male birth-control pill is being developed in Britain.
In other news Panda porn works, and a couple in Oklahoma celebrated their 77th wedding anniversary. We can only imagine the amount, and changes, of porn this husband must of witnessed to have stayed true for so long. As an anniversary gift, and a show of appreciation, we recommend she knit a tit, like the one below. It is much more warming than a potholder and a pair make excellent ear muffs!
On the Move:
Watch for this column in its own section, along with the Perfect Porn (where the Booble staff will sort through porn searching for elusive perfection) in the next few days . . .
