American MILF
Teri Weigel stars in Teravision’s American MILF, a story of suburban lust and cross-generational antics. Spyder Jonez, sporting a hilarious mullet wig, is Harley (she calls him “Hardly”) Davidson, white-trash philanderer and husband of Teri, who is a smoldering sex-goddess and mother of Johnny, nerdy teenager and fucker of — well, it goes on and on. When Teri comes home to find her husband banging his son’s girlfriend (which should be no surprise, since Lela Star is only credited as “the neighborhood slut”), she boots him out and goes on a tear, fucking, in quick succession, Serge the hunky gardener (Jay Lassiter), Michelle Lay (her best friend the “MILF Seeker”), and “the best buddies” (Mikey Butders and Alex Gonz). In the meantime, dorky son Dane gets it on with neighbor Mrs. Robinson (Ava Lauren) and there are a few spots of plot scattered throughout, but the focus is on the fucking, and it’s a good thing, too, because the plot is tissue-thin — so much so that it is the last time I will speak of it, except to say that at least everyone knows it is nearly nonexistent and no-one puts too much effort into supporting it, instead wisely making it a comedy and playing every bit for laughs.
Teri Weigel looks exactly like the kind of MILF you wish had lived in your neighborhood but most likely didn’t (and if she did, you grew up in a pretty tough neighborhood). Everything in her that was once just kind of alluring now screams of dirty fucking. Her face has plumped out a little, her big tits are gloriously fake balloons, and her voice, once just throaty, is now as redolent of cigarettes as an ashtray, raspy and deep. I know it doesn’t sound hot, put like that, but trust me — she’s like a sex cartoon, what Jessica Rabbit look like after five years as a groupie for the Rolling Stones.
The five scenes in the movie are good, solid fucking — attractive people, good lighting, serviceable sets and solid, if not spectacular production values (during the dorky son/Mrs. Robinson scene, you can clearly hear another scene going on in the next room — I wondered briefly if it was another from the same movie being filmed at the same time but didn’t have the patience to check). Teri Weigel, in spite of being almost tranny-like from some angles, is a caricature of “sexy older woman” and her body radiates, almost visibly, waves of sluttiness, and not in a bad way. Lela Star is fun but forgettable in the opening scene with Jonez (maybe because he is so comically outfitted in a wifebeater and wig); the real attraction here is the movie’s MILF contingent — Weigel, Ava Lauren and Michelle Lay — all of whom bring a jaded but horny vibe to the production. Lauren in particular looks like she might be a body double for Weigel — they both have the same tan, the same tits, and similar faces. Well, that’s what I came for, and they satisfied me. Well done!
Pick up American MILF today and if you want even more hot moms check out Sir Rodneys Guide to MILFS!
