Debbie Loves Dallas
Once again, Eon McKai’s unique vision of classic porn manifests itself in a brand-new production of an old story. This time, Eon takes on the original porn classic Debbie Does Dallas as he brings the spirit of Debbie back to infuse a new generation with the freewheeling sexuality of the 1970s. Cassidey stars as the new Debbie, who, along with her friends Dana DeArmond, Charlotte Stokely, and Pixie Pearl, is a porn starlet working in the Valley; Dallas is the hot new band, and Debbie and her friends are determined to get past security and jump Punky, the lead singer. Join in as Debbie and her cohorts help reinvent classic porn!
Debbie and her BFF, Shauna are working set of a porn version of the video for Nirvana’s iconic song “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – with a ribald substitute for the word “spirit.” When they meet up with New kids on the block Bambi and her BFF, Tammy who are eager to check out the scene. The Deeze who’s van is parked just out side so he can provide a nourishing meal, concert tickets and always free MP3s. Deeze is quick to take one of the girls on an inspiring drive to the Grope Slope. Alt porn like any emerging subculture movement is quick to have its posers. Bambi and Tammy quickly infiltrate porn scene, and become ubiquitous.
Dallas ( a band in this Debbie movie ) just dropped a new EP and are set to play at the Rezon club. Debbie has her mind set on making time with Punky Dallas’s lead singer. Despite her relationship with her dead beat BF Josh. Bambi has similar goals and her dad, Mr. Greenfleld, gets in the mix too. He is the owner of Silver Throat Records who is looking to sign Punky’s band, Dallas, but he seems uninterested.
Punky is EZ for Debbie to find on Instant Messenger or in her day dreams but much harder IRL ( in real life ). This wild goose chase has the girls scurrying all over town, from the Residue Studios where Dallas is working on a new full length, back stage where there are door guys to get blown. Even Punky’s shady assistant Tatum McNichol’s cover gets blown when he tricks the girls to his room disguised as the young rocker himself. Well, Debbie Loves Dallas and Punky is a one women type of guy. I guess blowjobs don’t count because it seems everyone gets put in their place by the end of this movie.
Eon McKai again puts his thumb in the eye of the adult entertainment establishment. Yet again getting his hands on one of adult films most treasured franchises. Debbie Loves Dallas ( the kids say D<3D ) is so bloated with pop rephrases and off the cuff whatever's rest assured your porn will not be taking itself too seriously any time soon.
