Curvaceous
Curvaceous isn’t your typical fat-girl movie. It focuses on the girls who fall in between the standard skinny and the real BBW — the ones who, as they were described by a BBW aficionado who was offended by some of my choices on a GameLink’s BBW Pornstars list, have rolls and rolls of fat dripping off them. These girls are just a little chunky, but they have the frames to display it — Angelica Sin and Abbey Brooks are 5′7″, and Carmella Bing (who once went by the name Mellons) is 5′10″. Those aren’t your typical wee sprites. They have big tits, big asses, big legs and curves all over.
Abbey and April McKenzee are blondes, 34E-24-35 and 36G-36-35 cups respectively; Angelica Sin (36DD-25-34), Carmella Bing (34DD-26-34) and Amber Peach (34B-25-36) are raven-haired brunettes, and Ms. Panther (38DD-28-38 and the shortest of the bunch at 5′1″) is the sole ethnic player.
The first couple of scenes are solo teases; Abbey shows off the goods and gets herself off in the shower, while her sister Amber does the same out by the pool. Both girls use fingers alone to masturbate, and both girls eventually are joined in their efforts by their respective boyfriends. With the statuesque Angelica Sin prowling the house, busting into the bathroom at the least opportune moments, flirting with the boyfriends, and advising the girls on the proper use of men, it seems like a pretty amazing household — like the Kardashians except with more sex. Abbey, it seems, is getting married tomorrow, and her mom is still trying to talk her out of it — she herself claims to be a raving trollop, and she thinks Abbey should take a little more time to play the field.
When first Tommy Gunn, and then John E. Depth and Alan Stafford show up, the house becomes a real party zone; Tommy sneaks into the bathroom for one last quickie with Abbey, who thinks that’s a fine idea in spite of it interrupting her preparations for the bachelorette party, and the two of them go at it in what Vivid calls, on the box cover, her first boy-girl scene. She’s done a few blowjobs, so it’s not really her first, but it’s a good scene — Tommy always gets the best out of his partners.
John E and Alan Stafford show up at the door to visit Amber, who is sunning herself in the backyard (and masturbating — see what I mean about what a fun house it must be? My mom wouldn’t have let me get away with that). John heads out to the pool, where he finds Amber oiled up, wet and waiting, and he wastes no time in conversation before he gets down to business. She already has her clothes off, and they spend a while in foreplay before fucking all over the yard, ending up on the patio for some doggy-style and a facial.
The big show, though, is inside, where Angelica Sin, the horny mom, is having her way with the startled Alan Stafford. On the pretext of getting help with some household chores, she seduces the poor hapless boy, overwhelming him with her wiles, her charm, and her enormous tits and ass. Their scene is intercut, sort of, with the last fling of Abbey and Tommy, who move from foreplay in the bathroom to actual fucking in the bedroom. If this really were her first time with guy, I would be impressed at how naturally she takes to it. They finish up with a popshot on her belly, and in the garage, Mom gets the only real tit-fucking of the movie, followed by a rare pearl necklace.
Ms. Panther, a black pornstar with a good deal of rubbish in the boot, appears to be washing the car of some people who are leaving their house in her care; she does the washing in a short skirt and skimpy tank top, and naturally gets all wet, which incites the homeowner, Voodoo, nearly to riot, and all the way to erection. He uses the resulting boner on her by the car and then inside on the pool table, finally popping on her tits after a vigorous RCG fuck.
On the way to the bachelor party, which appears to take place at the aforementioned house but doesn’t feature Ms. Panther at all, which seems kind of unfair, Carmella Bing and the gloriously abundant April McKenzee get pulled over for some lewd conduct in a scene that will have fans of public flashing on the edges of their seats. The result is a fun time for Van Damage as April and Carmella do everything you would expect them to do to get out of the citation. Van lets them off easy with only a double blowjob, but they seem eager to please; I bet he could have gotten more if he’d asked.
When all the girls finally make it to the party, they sit around the Jacuzzi for a few minutes showing off their various tits and asses to each other before Carmella summons the entertainment; Marco Banderas, Charles Dera and Nick Manning are three strippers who go considerably farther than the UN mandate usually allows for exotic dancing; in fact, they get all the way naked and have sex with the four girls in a rousing finale (note to self: become male stripper). As the movies of the ’70s and ’80s proved, you’re not done until there’s an orgy, and this one is a worthy effort; pay attention in particular to April and Carmella fucking out in the sun. Oh, and Abbey, too. And Amber. Okay, there’s not a bad moment in this seven-person romp. Enjoy — I did.
