Breasts or Pillows
Are the Japanese complete freaks, or geniuses? Booble has recently learned that the enterprising 
Japanese have developed a pillow in the shape of Maria Sharapova’s upper torso called the Sharapowan. Of course we at Booble are now scratching our heads and saying “Why didn’t we think of that?”
I was pretty upset to see Sharapova go in the semifinals at Wimbeldon, but to know that I could rest my head between a likeness of her two pointy breasts at night is comforting. And, should the mood strike me, maybe slip my hands under the “tennis jersey” cover and cop a feel? How delightfully absurd. But it’s just the kind of conversation-piece throw pillow every tennis enthusiast should have in his living room.
This little oddity was pointed out to us by our friends at doubleagent.com. Double Agent has a curious mission: recruit smart sexy women to spy on their own gender and report all the tawdry details back to the legions of horny and confused men — a sort of digital-age skeleton key to a woman’s crotch. It’s a noble mission and quite entertaining to read all the spy reports, but trying to understand the mind of a woman is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. A guy’s mind on the other hand? Food, cars, sports, cash, Booble! Hell, to us pillows look like breasts.
