Good Golly, Cheerleader MILF Molly
We spend most of the day here at Booble.com looking at porn, and enjoy every minute of it, too. Still, even with all the great porn out there, your friendly neighborhood Booble webmaster likes to kick back with more mundane things, like the sports section. Imagine our delight when we opened the paper this morning and started reading about socialite MILF and trophy wife Molly Shattuck, mother of three, who at 38 has recently ascended to the rarified ranks of NFL Cheerleaders.
We googled her and came up with the mother lode of links, which we’ll share with highlights and tidbits:
First, here’s the article that caught our attention. This tantalizing little blurb led us to this much longer and more revealing article about MILF Mrs. Molly. The Sun article includes a nice slideshow of our girl in her cute lil Cheerleader duds.
The bit about hosting parties in her hustband’s skybox caught our attention, so we looked him up: Mayo Shattuck, CEO of Constellation Energy, former Chairman of Alex, Brown Investment Bank, and fifteen years her senior. Sounds about right. Who else could afford a MILF like this.
Alas, the sad thing about NFL Cheerleaders is that they are far, far out of reach, unless of course you are a player, or the multimillionaire CEO of an Investment Bank. Since none of us here at Booble (not even CEO Bob himself) can get close to a pussy like this in real life, we turned our attention back to fantasy, which in our case means porn. We typed “Cheerleaders” into Booble and got a bunch of sites of varying quality. Perplexing, given every American boy’s cheerleader fantasy (c’mon you watched Bring It On with a woody, admit it), we went right to our online authority, Sir Rodney and his Cheerleaders category to discover that the online offering in this category is extraordinarily anemic. The best site has a trial that is twenty fucking dollars. Finally, we hit pay dirt at the Booble DVD Store when we searched for porn movies with “Cheerleader” in the title. Many such DVDs going for less then ten bucks here, fellas. Also, we’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that you can rent Cheerleader DVDs from Wanted List free when you sign up for the trial.
As for Molly Shattuck, you’ll have to watch her shake her booty with the other Ravens Cheerleaders, whose median age is 23.
If it’s her sheer MILFishness (MILFhood?) that’s giving you wood, even without the Cheerleading togs, Booble has got you covered: check out our superb, complete, and altogether satisfying collection of MILF links and FREE MILF porn pictures. Or maybe you just wanna go directly to the proverbial motherlode, so to speak, the unbeatable MILF Hunter and the sizzling hot My Friend’s Hot Mom are the top two MILF sites in the known universe, according to Sir Rodney.
