Grass-Root Boobs
This is to serve as a short report on the grass-root Naked Militia. Their interpretation of equality involves most, though not quite all, women wearing as little clothing as necessary. This philosophy is believed to place women on an even playing field. When not fully underground, their presence is made known by beautiful graffiti (as these pictured, purported to be from the University of South Carolina) and late night calls of “Viva la breasts!â€
If in the area of these orgasmically obsessed guerrillas, know that they can be as gentle or as hard as you like, and they can be quickly pacified by the sight of a nipple. If you have no nipple available, we recommend you reconsider the crowd you run with.
In conclusion, we at Booble would like to state that we are not directly affiliated with the Naked Militia. In accordance with this policy, we strictly ignore any blue paint on the hands, bodies, and/or clothing of our fans and ourselves. But, for the record, we do prefer less clothing and more bodies and hands.
