I guess he’s a quick learner
You know how sometimes you’ll find yourself at the store and you’re at the checkout counter and the girl working the register is wearing one of them shirts that are cut low so that when she leans over to reach for a shopping bag you can see down her shirt? Back when I was a younger man, I used to be polite and look away. Now I just look. For as long as possible. Discreetly, of course. I figure hey, life is short, right? Get as much cleavage as you can, that’s my philosophy.










