Porn Star Hates Porn
Fan favorite and Booble cover girl contestant Crissy Moran is leaving the porn business after six years, due to her interpretation of embracing Jesus Christ (who apparently does not approve of porn) as her personal savior. In our opinion, if God didn’t approve of porn, he would have made hornier women.
Miss Moran, we will miss you and your bodacious ta-tas. We suppose we ought to remove you from the fan sign pages, but your surgery-enhanced fun bags look soooo good between the big “B” and the little “ble”, it is just plain hard for us to part with the image.
Question for you Bible humpers out there: where does it say Jesus hates porn, and hates jerkin it? Last time we checked (ok, it has been a while) he loved Mary (same name as his sainted mother), who was a prostitute.
For those of you who want to follow Crissy’s further, non-porn adventures (zzzzzzzz), here is a link to her my space page (and blog entries), as well as several other Jesus-loving ex-porn star sites, beneath this lovely tribute from a stalker/fan.
Next week: Porn stars who love Jesus AND porn
