Sex and Poker — Two of a Kind
It’s a fairly well-understood principle that during the last half-century most technological developments have been the result of some guy needing to get his rocks off in private. From Polaroid cameras (no more awkward glances from the fotomat girl), to VCRs (no more late-night jaunts to sleazy cinema houses) to the Internet (no more late night jaunts to sleazy video stores) to . . . what’s next now that the Bush administration is intent on cracking down on Internet porn, as evidenced by the recent introduction of 2257 regulations?
Sex is like water, it seeks its own level in this world. If you push it down in one area, it always pops up in another (just ask the Catholic Church). This is why finding sex in places where it really doesn’t belong makes perfect sense in today’s heightened regulatory environment. Take poker, for instance. Poker is one of those recreational activities, like golfing or fishing, which men typically do to get away from the opposite sex once their sexual needs have been satisfied. After all, when you’re not interested in sex, what’s the point to life, right? You might as well waste time catching a fish that you’re more than likely to throw back, or chase a little white ball around a course or play a meaningless game of cards. But what happens when a significant percentage of men are frightened away from their normal avenues of release (or their partners won’t put out) and yet finds itself burdened with a poker habit? Enter National Lampoon’s Strip Poker.
Now you can get your rocks off while enjoying a round of poker all in the privacy of your own home (and the neighbors will never be the wiser). This is exactly the combination of entertainment and sex that Booble likes to be associated with. So, naturally, Booble is a proud sponsor of National Lampoon’s Strip Poker, now airing across the country on Video on Demand and Pay Per View (check with your local cable operator to order). The girls in this series are hot and always holding a nice pair (I can hear you groaning). By “playing” in this tournament, you’ll always have a handful of queens (more groans). With these girls at the table, things are “stacked” in your favor (groans). So double-down, gents; this is your ace in the hole (ack!). Ok, I’ll stop. National Lampoon provides additional entertainment in this series with segments from the insanely creative minds at Icebox.com 
and some footage of Metal Skool in concert. If you’re not familiar with Metal Skool, you need to get “Skooled!” This laugh-riot parody of an 80’s hair band is currently the hottest show in L.A. and you can be the first one on your block to see them before they begin their national tour. So ante up by ordering National Lampoon’s Strip Poker today!
