The Booble Golf and Country Club
While golfing the other day I happened upon a theory: those who fade or slice their shots are likely to be wankers; those who draw or hook their balls are control-freaks and repressed and not likely to indulge (but are probably into S&M). Since about 80 percent of golfers fade or slice, that means a golf course is a great place to advertise Booble. The only problem is getting approval from the uptight golf course managers who never want to have anything to do with us (for fear that it might alienate female golfers).
The only way around this would be to buy our own land, hire our own golf architect and create the perfect Shangri-La for male golfers: The Booble Golf and Country Club. The tee markers would be boobs, the ball washers would be in the shape of a penis (two balls at a time!) and the cart girl would be topless (of course). The “Hole-Chaser’s Tournament” would be the grand event of the year, with lap dances and blow-jobs for prize “money,” followed by strip poker back at the club. Anyone want to front me the money? I’ll do all the legwork. A guy can dream, right?
